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Casanova's partner in crime, the Prince de Ligne (1735-1814), was a considerable match for his Italian friend when it came to the art of seduction. A regular guest at Europe's wittiest salons, the Prince was a connoisseur of a great many things, not least the charms of the fairer sex. It was in Warsaw, however, that the Prince experienced one of his most pleasant surprises, and he wrote to a friend of his discovery: 'Polish ladies,' he espoused, 'have a grace, a charm and an abandon superior to those of women of all other parts of the world.'
Today, travellers continue to be struck by the charms of Polish ladies. And there can be no denying that they do have a certain je ne sais crois. But how does one behave if they endeavour to get their 'passport punched?' Here in Poland, chivalry still reigns supreme. Much as we hate to say it, flowers still carry a lot of currency and are a classic must, and a kiss on the hand goes a long way, even with the youngest of maidens (of consenting age!). As does paying for absolutely everything (pony up, boys). If you chance upon a Polish lass who doesn't subscribe to these customs, full steam ahead brother - you've got a keeper. Overall, however, femininity enjoys a good game of fetch. If that doesn't sound like your bag, bear the sound words of Grzesio Cieplinski in mind: 'He who does not know Polish ladies does not know life.'
If Cupid's arrow strikes you down whilst travelling through this fair country, we may just be able to help out. We asked an exacting Polish lady to share her thoughts on the matter of mating games and she very graciously prepared for us the following flattering declarations in hopes of improving our chances, and yours. So, without further ado, here are a few classic expressions to help you step into Casanova's well-heeled shoes and plow the way to a Polish lady's heart. Bonne Chance mes amis! 
It works on all kinds, for all kinds...
Polish Pick-Up Lines
Raczki caluje laskawej Pani Dobrodziejce...sciele sie do nozek.
I kiss your hands, Madam, my gracious benefactor - I fall prostrate at your feet.
Pani uroda mnie zachwyca i oniesmiela... Brak mi slow...
Your beauty is clearly intimidating...there are no words, or perhaps it is beyond description...
Pani uroda mnie olsniewa. Jestem wprost bez tchu.
Your beauty is dazzling. I am stunned and breathless...
Wyglada Pani wprost zniewalajaco.
You look absolutely captivating.
Wyglada Pani swiezo jak wiosenny poranek.
You look as fresh as a spring morning.
Zyczenie laskawej Pani jest mi rozkazem.
Your wish is my command, m'lady.
Czy zechce Pani zaszczycic mnie chwila swego uroczego towarzystwa?
Would you care to honour me with your precious time and charming company?
Niebo blednie wobec barwy Pani oczu.
The skies are pale compared to the colour of your eyes.
Czy nie zechcialaby Pani udac sie ze mna na niewielki spacer?
Would you care to grace me with a little walk?
Czy nie zechcialaby Pani obejrzec mojej kolekcji znaczkow, lub kolekcji motyli?
Would you like to see my stamp collection, or my butterfly collection?
Pani inteligencja mnie doprawdy zdumiewa!
Your brightness leaves me stunned indeed! *[Editor's note: Commonly used after prior proposal is rejected]*
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 | | "Czesc, jestem z krakowa i szukam laski. Kocham panie xxx" | Marcin
Poland
Nov.04.2009
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| | "Hello My name is Marek im looking for a polish girl in ireland.
Szukam dziewczyny w Irlandii, zapraszam panie. Jestem wysokim brunetem ;*" | Marek
Ireland
Oct.23.2009
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| | "hello i m james a white english guy from london looking for a nice polish girl for fun and see were it go s 07983342450 james x x x" | james
United Kingdom
Oct.22.2009
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "i like your website it shows me how to get sexy time with polish bird. but they are not full polish because me and my mate luckasz are only to polish people in world. but all the other people have no chance because you are not polish" | barnabus kiniskiy
United States
Oct.07.2009
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| | "I want to meet a polish girl for love, i live in Bedford , UK. My number is 07536871721, please call or email me - mshanedt@yahoo.co.uk" | alex
United Kingdom
Sep.21.2009
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "I want to meet a polish girl for love, i live in Bedford , UK. My number is 07536871721, please call" | alex
United Kingdom
Sep.21.2009
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "Apparently you have no idea and need to school, people in Poland do not live in shacks. You are so educated....You should probably learn a few things before you start spilling shit out of your mouth that isn't even true." | Vanessa
United States
Sep.17.2009
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "Lazy Lothario you are so racist I happen to be Polish and you have really offended me oh and thanks you guys for saying that Polish girls are so pretty - that's one of the nicest things anyone has said to me!!!! any way - judging what I just read - if you were to translate a Polish romantic novel - it would sound pretty cheesy in English but in Poland it's normal to say 'I am desperate for words' or something like 'Oh Robin oh how I love you so dearly my sweet' - to you lot it probably sounds so fake - in Poland you could put those into a script of a horror movie! " | .x.x.x.o.x.HEY YOU .x.o.x.x.x.
United Kingdom
Sep.07.2009
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| | "Polish girls are more cryptic than a friggin' Rubik's cube..." | LazyLothario
United Kingdom
Aug.06.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "Jestem Kanadzie cawi zyczie
Sie urodziw tu
And I watched the old fashioned guys from Poland and church kissing hands and family members on the cheek
Just the other day I said 2 sentences in polish to a waitress & found out alot about her. Got the best service in my life & gave her a big tip like a gentleman should.
So... Be charming, Be chivalrous
And speak polish well & you'll hear them sigh and smile back.
Chivalry and nobility may be dead in the land ... but not in my heart.
Dzien kuje bardzo.
Do widzenja." | Robert
Canada
Jun.05.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "hey i tryed some of the lines and they work very well, it even scored me a good night session thanx for your help :)" | english lad
United Kingdom
Apr.19.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "I am looking for someone Polish to teach me some Polish as I really Like this Polish girl and want to do something special for her." | John
United Kingdom
Apr.10.2009
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| | "Juz dawno bylem w Polsce, ale widze ze chamstwo jeszcze istnieje i teraz.
Maniek" | john.d@juno.ca
United States
Mar.22.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "why is it that there are so many beautiful women but the guys are unibrowed and have no fashion its like beauty and the beast in warsaw" | patrycja
United States
Mar.19.2009
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| | "really i want to meet polish girl 4 love " | riad
United States
Mar.17.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i am going to poland in the end of April and stay 7days.I would like find girlfreind" | Sasan
United Arab Emirates
Mar.12.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "I want to meet girls from poland" | dan
United States
Mar.10.2009
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "Hee hee hee that's funny :)
The translations are far too literal to be effective.
The Polish language is poetic by nature, English is not, so yeah I agree that the pickup lines are cheesy when translated :)
" | kasia
Canada
Jan.27.2009
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "what does bellish roddish mean" | bek
United Kingdom
Jan.05.2009
rates this page 2/5 |
| | "i think polish women are some of the best looking girls in the world" | danny
United Kingdom
Dec.30.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "do Polish girls really fall for this stuff? Are Polish guys really big wimps? " | Danny
Belgium
Nov.06.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i would like to meet hebe" | fred
Yemen
Nov.05.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "I be will living in poland yes and I women want." | Tony
United Kingdom
Jul.11.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i want to meet girls from poland" | aref
Yemen
Jun.29.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "its very good
" | hany
Poland
Jun.13.2008
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "It is amazing. Got to try it and either hope for company to your place (or hers) or some finger marks on your cheek. But I strongly believe that mostly it will be first case." | ANURAG BANKAVAT
India
Jun.04.2008
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "bardzo dobze...NOT!...Kurwa zjebany powiedz" | RYSZARD
United Kingdom
Dec.14.2007
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| | "You wouln't use those here! " | Magan and Amanda
United States
Nov.19.2007
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| | "*dies laughing*" | RK
United States
Nov.11.2007
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| | "CZy zechce mi Pani obciagnac sweter?" | Babah
Algeria
Nov.01.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "THERE IS NO CHIVALRY!!! Write some real pick-up lines..." | The Goat
United States
Oct.22.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "what about the tried and tested 'masz piekna dupeczke'...? " | Big D
United Kingdom
Oct.22.2007
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